saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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