A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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