it wasn't lemon gatorade
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
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