mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
