Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I just want nice things and good sex
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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