I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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