I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I just got carded by a ten year old.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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