There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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