ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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