dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology