I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
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you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
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if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I just had all of the sex. All of it.