Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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