did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
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Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
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after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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