If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Let's get the cat blown out
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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