Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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