plz talk dirty to me
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
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I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
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are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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