Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
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Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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i believe in u and ur pee
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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