fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Only a mothe r could love this liver
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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