i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
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Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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