...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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