Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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