i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
