we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
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on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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