I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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