it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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