I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
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I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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