I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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