plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
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youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
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Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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