we made out on top of his cat.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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