I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
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I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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