She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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