it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
