it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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