He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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