I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
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You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
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You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool