She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.