My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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