Just mADE A PArabola og urine
im about as happy as oj after his trial
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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