Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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