I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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