Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
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I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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