Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.