would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
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go home
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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