in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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