I can tuck mytits in my pants
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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