On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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