i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
Randomize
