Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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