ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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