he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
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We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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