i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
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He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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