What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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