Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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