doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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