At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize