i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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