I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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