She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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