like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
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Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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