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oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
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She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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