honey bunches of taint.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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