Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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