A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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