do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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